Dead Funny (ON HOLD)
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You know that one thing that just makes you tick? Untied shoelaces, nail biting, chewing with an open mouth? You know how you just want to strangle that person?
Well, Brandon is like that. Quite literally. Of course, the person who annoyed him isn't complaining - they're too busy being dead.
Brought up in a harsh environment, living mainly in the streets is Brandon's way of life. He knows nothing else than the street rules, and the street rules are no rules. Slowly slipping into madness is nothing when you're still alive, right?
Brandons's falling, then he sees her. She's everything, and she's his only reason for sanity. Can she pull him out of his mind before he's arrested, lost, or even worse; killed?
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