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Don't Follow Healers Into the Woods (They get Lost Easily)

Identityy_Theft

Reads 449
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Reads 449
Votes 16
Parts 1
Time 33m

Identityy_Theft

Mature

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"...We're lost, aren't we," Shadow Milk said under his breath.

"I never said that."

"You didn't have to."

 

Oops. My fingers slipped and suddenly there was shadowvanilla smut in front of me...
Now what are the odds of that?

Word count: 6,417

Art by @molassessoup on XAll Rights Reserved

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