Spaghcatti vs Tordoglinni
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A himalayan cat is descendant of a cat ninja clan. His clan was all killed when he was young. His uncle who survived because he was out of the village to take some flour of higher quality during the attack, takes him and teaches him the secrets of the old ninja way of cats.
After 10 years, He has just one idea in mind, Take his revenge on the ones who killed his clan, the "Red Lotus".
But after 10 years, he discovers that all the members of the red lotus are dead due to their age or they went to war with each other to see who is gonna be the new heir to the throne. Every member died, beside their chief who completely disappeared from everyone's sight and the body was never found.
Depressed, the himalayan cat starts to take "flour"-a illegal substance with a high addiction rate which messes with his brain.
But he discovers at a bar that a dog samurai, Tordoglinni Knows something about the red lotus.
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