Birdie
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Last published Mon, Sep 1, 2025
Four hapless college roommates decide to hire a cleaning lady. When a beautiful young woman shows up, hilarity ensues.
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It chick lit from a male POV. It's trash... but then you keep reading and you're like: wait.. is this kinda good? It's pretty funny. You will likely laugh at some point.
If you're thinking you've seen this story before, you may have seen it on my throwaway account... but I've decided I don't mind associating myself with this story after all. So here it is on my main. (The only feedback I'm looking for on this story will be in the form of praise as it is something I don't actually tale seriously at all lol. )
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