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Birdie

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LECTURAS 487
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Partes 24
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Four hapless college roommates decide to hire a cleaning lady. When a beautiful young woman shows up, hilarity ensues.

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It chick lit from a male POV. It's trash... but then you keep reading and you're like: wait.. is this kinda good? It's pretty funny. You will likely laugh at some point. 

If you're thinking you've seen this story before, you may have seen it on my throwaway account... but I've decided I don't mind associating myself with this story after all. So here it is on my main. (The only feedback I'm looking for on this story will be in the form of praise as it is something I don't actually tale seriously at all lol. )Todos los derechos reservados

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An orphaned girl who lives with her grandma suddenly decides to leave home which was in the country side to hustle in the city and make money for her grandma and her to live comfortably. when she got to the city, life was so cruel to her. she managed three different jobs in a day which led her to come back to the dorm really late. her roommates bullied her for months before finally kicking her out. she found shelter with one of her old acquaintances who was gay. she also finally found a job at a café which was run by one of her friend's ex. her friends ex started to develop feelings for her. he was so sweet and lovely to her. when her gay roommate found out about this, he suddenly told her that he liked her. he actually had a crush on her for so long and she had a crush on him too. but she had already started giving signals to her colleague at work. now she's left in a dilemma not knowing who she should go for.