Alan B'stard realises his heart is red
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Nothing stands in the way for Alan B'Stard - the corrupt, arrogant, and gleefully immoral tory - until a labour woman threatens not only his plans, but something deeper he never knew was vulnerable.
(The new statesman, Rik Mayall)
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