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Vampire private eye and criminal necromancer return to unravel the mystery of a stolen painting.
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When a famous painting vanishes during a gala at the Philadelphia Museum of Art, reformed necromancer turned private eye's assistant, Isla, considers it serendipitous that she happens to be at the soiree. Just don't mention to her vampire boss (and former fling), Greg, she was there on a date with the handsome curator.
Hey, if the vamp wants to keep things all business and no play between them, that's his loss. She can be professional about it. Totally.
Determined to prove her worth at this whole mystery solving business, Isla convinces her date to hire a certain vampire/necromancer private eye duo to recover the artwork before getting the pesky human authorities involved.
Greg, if you're wondering, isn't jealous. He's making damn sure things stay all business between him and Isla moving forward. It's not like he's still craving her intoxicating blood or anything. That would be unprofessional. She can date whoever she wants... after they find this pinched painting.
Of course, nailing the thief would go a lot faster if greedy suspects didn't also keep vanishing one by one.
Your favorite vampire private eye and criminal necromancer return to Wattpad in this follow up to the Watty award winning novel, The Vampire Always Bites Twice. New chapters published Fridays, only on Wattpad.
This book contains paranormal violence, blood, gore, and explicit sexual content.
The 'Bites Twice' Mysteries:
Book 1 - The Vampire Always Bites Twice / Complete / 2022 Watty Grand Prize Winner / 100k+ Words
Book 1.5 - Doubull Indemnity / Complete / 25k+ Words
Book 2 - Shadow of a Curse / Ongoing / Updates Saturdays
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