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The Villain's Guide to Problem Solving (Human Resources Not Included)
sammyh12
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  • Reads 363
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  • Parts 65
  • Time 4h 7m
sammyh12
Complete, First published Jun 04
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Some companies have dress codes.
Some have team-building retreats.
This one has a body count.

Iliana didn't mean to land a job with the Villain Overlord. But one sarcastic résumé, a suspiciously bloodstained interview chair, and a small misunderstanding involving poison, and now she's knee-deep in spreadsheets, severed heads, and Greg from HR (who cries a lot).

Welcome to the Underlord's Tower, where performance reviews are deadly, coffee is brewed with malice, and the only thing worse than missing a deadline... is surviving one.

A darkly hilarious tale of murder, memos, and minimum wage.

(Please sign the blood waiver before Chapter One.)
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