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Calamity [Dark Cacao x M!Reader |Kingdom AU|]
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Ongoing1h 44m
Last published Wed, Jan 28, 2026
Take forth the calamity.
To Unify the two lands of Crispia and Beast Yeast, one shall obtain reign or one shall obtain allegiance.
Two prince's, yet two ideals of a perfect Utopian world clash through ideals as they carry the will of their own branched out kingdoms.
But perhaps a change of heart can make one stumble...
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