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Calamity [Dark Cacao x M!Reader |Kingdom AU|]
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Take forth the calamity.
To Unify the two lands of Crispia and Beast Yeast, one shall obtain reign or one shall obtain allegiance.
Two prince's, yet two ideals of a perfect Utopian world clash through ideals as they carry the will of their own branched out kingdoms.
But perhaps a change of heart can make one stumble...
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