A Depressed Accountant's Daily Mental Breakdowns
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Official Title But Wattpad Won't Allow It (TCH): I Accidentally Got Invested in a Depressed Accountant's Daily Mental Breakdowns
A workplace comedy where thoughts are loud, coffee is sacred, and sanity is optional.
CEO Damien Hirai can read minds - and after decades of fake corporate thoughts, he's given up on humanity. Until he passes accounting and hears: "If I die from expired milk, I hope HR counts it as work-related."
Meet Kana: tired accountant, professional survivor, owner of the most brutally honest inner monologue in Japan. She fantasizes about becoming a moss, wages war with printers, and survives on instant ramen and spite.
He can't stop listening. She has no idea.
What happens when the most powerful man becomes addicted to his most powerless employee's mental breakdowns?
#WorkplaceComedy #MindReading #CEO #Accountant #SlowBurn
Perfect for fans of: The Office meets Kaguya-sama, workplace comedy with heart, found family dynamics, and stories where the real romance is between a person and their will to survive Monday mornings.
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