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Funny Jokes and Awesome Riddles

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Reads 8,032
Votes 136
Parts 26
Time 12m

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Funny jokes of all kinds, and smart riddles! :)

DISCLAIMER:
I DO NOT OWN ALL OF THESE JOKES!!

Also, Do NOT take the Yo Mama jokes literally! They are just to be funny. EVERY ONE OF YOU PEOPLE OUT THERE ARE SMART, BEAUTIFUL, GRACEFUL, AND WONDERFUL JUST THE WAY YOU ARE!!

Note: Some joke credit goes to @Tanya_Larksen, @pineconecactus @Beth_AndrewsAll Rights Reserved

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Escape by suvvrnaaa

Freen, a well-known actress in Thailand, has an unexpected encounter with Becky-a newcomer to the country who has no idea who she is. A fleeting, heated moment between them sparks something neither can ignore. But when Becky starts her new job a few days later, she comes face-to-face with Freen again-only this time, she knows exactly who she is. They try to keep their distance, to stay in their lanes. But an invisible pull keeps drawing them back together, turning what should have been a simple encounter into a tangled web of emotions, desire, and complications neither of them saw coming. Disclaimer:🔞🔞 This is a work of fanfiction and is purely fictional. It is not based on real events or real-life personalities. This story includes an intersex character (GIP) representation. Contains 18+ content, which may not be suitable for all audiences. Reader discretion is advised. 🔞🔞🔞 #1 in Freen #4 in identity

In Case You Missed It ✔ by MoniQuill_

Jace 'Go Away' Parker, purely standoffish with a pierced brow and cold grey eyes is packing his bags to leave and for some rare occasion, it wasn't because of his fluency in sarcasm and raw truth. Moving into a new town wasn't his choice and to his dismay, Gold Wood High is no different... Now he's counting down his freedom from the stereotypical cliques highschool can never be without. But what's worse than dumb shirt stealing jocks is the town sheriff's daughter, one massive hair-pulling irritation takes the form of alluring green eyes, pink manicure and pompoms that is Whitney 'The Brat' Fallon. It all started because of one stupid request-- something that goes beyond everything the tattoed badboy brunette is against. What happens one heroic night takes a different turn when he realizes there's more to the blonde cheerleader than what meets the eye. Could Jace finally scratch his middle name and 'Lean Closer' for a change? In Case You Missed It, sometimes you gotta trust the ripples of the water instead of paddling your own canoe to take you where you needed to be. •︎──≫•◆•≪︎──• 🐚1st Place Teen Fiction - Banana Awards 🐚1st Place Humor - Guilded Raven Awards 🐚1st Place Chicklit/Humor - The Deli Awards 🐚1st Place Funny - The Valentine's Awards 🐚Best TeenFic Cover - Banana Awards 🐚Best Title - Phosphene Awards 🐚Most Romantic Couple - Banana Awards 🐚2nd Place in Best Blurb - Glow Awards 🐚3rd Place in Best Title - Banana Awards ©All Rights Reserved 2021 | MoniQuill

The Trap of Love | GxG by defxdaniela

"Alina, please believe me that i haven't been messing with anyone. What do i have to do for you to understand how much i want to be with you?" Madison turned her face whilst speaking, the woman's eyes studying everything she could in the moment. "I want you to stop trying to prove your innocence all the time. Now bend back down and take this in. I'm not gonna repeat myself." - - - Madison falling in love with her boss's daughter would have been the last thing she expected from being a professional criminal all her life. A single mission lead her to it. What was it about? Well her plan was to be a manipulative girl that makes Alina Blanco fall in love with her but the tables turned and they both happened to step into the trap. What will Alina do when she finds out the truth? Not only about being used, played around for money but also her own mother setting the whole thing up.

Book Of Ha Ha 2 by 1deanx

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Laugh.Com by LadyAriya

Did you know that its good for you to laugh? No? well damn! It's good i'm saying it now then! It's good i'm here to help you guys to 'not' die, you're welcome. The most of these jokes I have found on the internet, so don't come bitching about copyrighting and everything. Thank you.

Just Be Friends by AlhenaAlana

"I won't complain if you don't provide me with nutella. I won't complain if you don't buy me Victoria's Secret lingerie. I won't complain if you sit on the wardrobe. I won't complain if you join street fighting. I won't complain if you ask me to have less than fifteen babies. I'm ready to compromise with everything because... All I want is just you." And with that she fell off the stage, flat on her face. Brushing off the laughs from everyone, she gets up and walk towards him. He knew he didn't love her. But he couldn't either deny the love she held for him, nor accept his heart to love her. (Extended summary inside) * Bored reading emotional and nerve wrecking stories? Fed up crying over heartbreaking stories? Mood swings caused by grief stricken stories? Want to experience a good humorous laugh? If your answers to the above questions are 'yes', then you stopped at the right place. Cover by: @numerals

A Photographer's Viewpoint by ItIsITheFreak

Isabella enjoys her life of being single and lives lavishly every passing day. She has absolutely no interest in dating and already devoted her future to be a full-on crazy cat lady. But, her mother desperately tries to convince her to marry by making her attend gatherings in order to find a husband. Of course, Isabella finds no interest in them and always ends up sitting in silence when attending these said gatherings. On a particular morning, she receives a phonecall from her co-worker that she had been invited to their wedding. At first, she was reluctant on going but decided to get a change of scenery and went anyway. There, she meets one of the photographers. A perculiar one at that who seemed to take an interest in Isabella and was adament on wanting to take pictures of her. _______________ "Let me take pictures of you." She states with determination etched in her voice. "What?" I wasn't sure if I was overthinking, but it was like there was some kind of hope that lingered in her eyes. What confused me was as to why she wanted to take pictures of me specifically. I mean, there's alot more attractive people around us at the moment and they seemed far more appealing then I do. So, why? ______________

HELLUVA HUMAN: Loona X Male Reader (First Encounters) by AceProdigy0999

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Book Of Ha Ha 3 by 1deanx

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I Can't Feel Pain, But I Can Feel Love (Ticci Toby X Reader) by CreepyBreaker

13 chances 13 chances to kill her 13 chances to live. 13 Just 13 ???: "Time to Go To Sleep, little kitten..." Twelve to ten. Nine to seven. Six to four. Three to one. One... He's here to save the day, like a knight in shining armor. He won't let you die... Tick Tock... Tick Tock... *crack* ~~~ The Basics: YFN = Your First Name YMN = Your Middle Name (if you have one) YLN = Your Last Name SC = Skin Color EC = Eye Color HC = Hair Color HL = Hair Length HT = Hair Type (curls, straight, waves, etc) FC = Favorite Color SFC = Second Favorite Color MN = Mother's Name FN = Father's Name This story is written by Catastrophe.

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Escape

Freen, a well-known actress in Thailand, has an unexpected encounter with Becky-a newcomer to the country who has no idea who she is. A fleeting, heated moment between them sparks something neither can ignore. But when Becky starts her new job a few days later, she comes face-to-face with Freen again-only this time, she knows exactly who she is. They try to keep their distance, to stay in their lanes. But an invisible pull keeps drawing them back together, turning what should have been a simple encounter into a tangled web of emotions, desire, and complications neither of them saw coming. Disclaimer:🔞🔞 This is a work of fanfiction and is purely fictional. It is not based on real events or real-life personalities. This story includes an intersex character (GIP) representation. Contains 18+ content, which may not be suitable for all audiences. Reader discretion is advised. 🔞🔞🔞 #1 in Freen #4 in identity