Funny Jokes and Awesome Riddles
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Last published Sat, Sep 5, 2015
Funny jokes of all kinds, and smart riddles! :)
DISCLAIMER:
I DO NOT OWN ALL OF THESE JOKES!!
Also, Do NOT take the Yo Mama jokes literally! They are just to be funny. EVERY ONE OF YOU PEOPLE OUT THERE ARE SMART, BEAUTIFUL, GRACEFUL, AND WONDERFUL JUST THE WAY YOU ARE!!
Note: Some joke credit goes to @Tanya_Larksen, @pineconecactus @Beth_Andrews
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