Funny Jokes and Awesome Riddles
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Funny jokes of all kinds, and smart riddles! :)
DISCLAIMER:
I DO NOT OWN ALL OF THESE JOKES!!
Also, Do NOT take the Yo Mama jokes literally! They are just to be funny. EVERY ONE OF YOU PEOPLE OUT THERE ARE SMART, BEAUTIFUL, GRACEFUL, AND WONDERFUL JUST THE WAY YOU ARE!!
Note: Some joke credit goes to @Tanya_Larksen, @pineconecactus @Beth_Andrews
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"Alina, please believe me that i haven't been messing with anyone. What do i have to do for you to understand how much i want to be with you?" Madison turned her face whilst speaking, the woman's eyes studying everything she could in the moment. "I want you to stop trying to prove your innocence all the time. Now bend back down and take this in. I'm not gonna repeat myself." - - - Madison falling in love with her boss's daughter would have been the last thing she expected from being a professional criminal all her life. A single mission lead her to it. What was it about? Well her plan was to be a manipulative girl that makes Alina Blanco fall in love with her but the tables turned and they both happened to step into the trap. What will Alina do when she finds out the truth? Not only about being used, played around for money but also her own mother setting the whole thing up.
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