The Dark Matter in My Coffee
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Last published Fri, Jul 11, 2025
On October 1st, 1989, 43 women around the world gave birth. This was unusual because none showed signs of pregnancy when the day began.
In 1992, The Handler acquired one of the children.
She was from Sweden. Her powers involved Dark Matter; she could generate and project localized, intensely concentrated nodes of interactive dark matter onto targets or into spaces. She was trained by the Handler for 15 years before being sent into the field. She was effective and efficient in all of her missions. After 9 years in the field, she was paired with a partner.
At the age of 27, she met Five Hargeeves, the man who would turn her entire world on its side. He wormed his way into her heart and ended up convincing her to help him save the world. So, she travels back to 2019 with him, ends up stuck in her 17-year-old body, and tries to convince his family of the impending apocalypse.
Will they succeed? Read and find out.
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I only own the character (Y/n)
Book started: 06/08/25
Book ended: ???
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