Fpe: Need caffeine? (FpexMalereader)

Meet (Y/n) - a teenage boy powered entirely by caffeine and spite, with the social stamina of a dying phone battery and the dry wit of a British sitcom character who's long given up on life. His breakfast routine? Three gulps of espresso, a sigh of regret, and a generous helping of existential dread. Sometimes he adds a biscuit, for balance.

(Y/n) has one rule: Never trust anyone who drinks decaf.
Sadly, his school didn't get the memo.

Forced to endure a daily purgatory of dull corridors, killer exams, and teachers who look like they haven't smiled since 1997, (Y/n) finds himself trapped in an academic jungle where even a B-minus might earn you a death glare-or worse, a "see me after class." These aren't just teachers. They're caffeine-deprived tyrants in cardigans.

(Fpe copyright belongs to Katie, and I just made Fpe fanfic)