The Serjohn Chronicles (shit ship: Serj Tankian X John Wick)

This is the beautiful story birthed of two sleep-deprived minds and severe boredom. Here, you will see a parody of a romantic story between John Wick and Serj Tankian (???). This will involve awkward and unnecessary scenes, poorly and immaturely handled explicit/crude language, kisses, soft and tender love, and the action John Wick is beloved for. It's purposely made for gits and shiggles, and is by no means meant to mock any of the people/characters mentioned, both real and fictional. This is very stupid and generally sloppy, and features adult characters in adult scenarios. If any of this makes you uncomfortable, this story is definitely not of your tastes. As the author, I simply advise to brace yourself for stupidity, romance, and horrible dialogues.

This was mostly made for giggles and shits.

(This was made by two siblings, their stories known as 'The gospels of the siblings.' They are my friends and asked me to post their story on Wattpad so all credits to them.)

Warnings:
Gay old men
Sames as Vivziepop dialogue
Vulguer languege
Immaturity
Questionable morals
Violent scenes