The Termite Story (Completed)
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Once upon a time, there was a boy band. Shawn The Soldier. Felix The Friend. Owen the Other Friend.
Three soldier termites with zero working braincells. Their goal in the mound was simple: Try not to die.
All they wanted is to finish their assignments (aka watching walls). Instead they are met with:
- Broken monarchy
- Trolled by a prince with main character syndrome
- Caught in an ant war they did not sign up for.
- Termites going feral
- Exactly 0 qualifications for this damn job
With loyalty pheromones on steroid and molting season comes and goes like it's christmas, it's hard to tell which is worse: Getting stalked by a spider that doesn't stay dead or catching feelings.
It's a story of friendship, tantrums, and roasts. And it's also weird af.
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