The Master. Or... Mistress?

WARNING:
THIS BOOK (IF IT CAN EVEN BE CONSIDERED A BOOK OR A STORY AT ALL) IS PROBABLY OFFENSIVE TO SOME PEOPLE. BUT CHILL. IT IS ONLY IN THE NAME OF COMEDY AND STUPIDITY. ALSO THIS IS THE DUMBEST BOOK YOU WILL EVER READ LITERALLY EVER. SO DON'T TELL US IT SUCKS BECAUSE WE KNOW. THATS WHY WE WROTE IT SMARTYPANTS. THIS STORY SEEMS LIKE IT WAS WRITTEN FROM THE POV OF SOMEONE WHO IS HIGH AS BALLS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. SO DON'T HATE. CUZ FOR REAL WE WARNED YOU AND IF YOU GET EASILY BUTTHURT YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE READING THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE. ENJOY THIS EXTREMELY RIDICULOUS THING THAT HAS WORDS BYE