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Last published Tue, Dec 16, 2025
Reader X Self aware CRK
"OH HELL, I'M...IN EARTHBREAD?? ...Ooookay then, better than home at least."
Based off Helldivers 2, and was inspired by MareuBondad's version of CRK X Reader
Almost nothing here is mine:
Helldivers 2 belongs to Arrowhead Studios and Sony
Cookie Run Kingdom belongs to Devsisters
More inspirations:
Destiny - Dialogue, world building, and just in general because it's a good game. (I will die on this hill.)
Titanfall 2 - Weapons, badass moments, more.
Etc.
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