The NPC's Survival Guide
- LECTURES 77
- Votes 6
- Chapitres 5
En cours d'écriture15m
Dernière publication mar., avr. 21, 2026
My name is Simon, and I have a simple 3-step plan for life:
1. Stay hydrated by drinking liquids other than coffee (and blood).
2. Stay alive as long as possible.
3. Die of natural causes (ideally happily without pain in a very comfy bed).
But the universe has other plans. Between billionaires offering me Bentleys, "Chosen Ones" using me as a human shield, and a literal vampire hierarchy that seems to think I'm a gourmet snack, my hobo-core lifestyle is under siege.
I neither have superpowers nor a tragic backstory (unless you count my bank balance). All I have is a frying pan, a high-limit credit card that isn't mine, and a level of apathy so thick it might actually be a physical barrier.
Welcome to my life. I'm just an NPC, and I'm really, really trying not to die in the prologue.
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