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Funny Jokes And Quotes
Funny Jokes And Quotes
SakuraShaoran123
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Ongoing, First published May 12, 2015
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Table of contents
Kuripot
Tue, May 12, 2015
First time
Tue, May 12, 2015
Sekyu
Tue, May 12, 2015
Palusot.com
Tue, May 12, 2015
Ang Tsaa
Tue, May 12, 2015
Matapang feat. Juan at Pedro
Tue, May 12, 2015
Ulam feat. Juan at Pedro
Tue, May 12, 2015
Maka-Diyos
Tue, May 12, 2015
Madamot feat. Juan at Pedro
Tue, May 12, 2015
Naruto o Son Goku
Tue, May 12, 2015
Kabit
Tue, May 12, 2015
Ang Meralco
Tue, May 12, 2015
Panget pala ha....
Tue, May 12, 2015
Burrnnn it
Tue, May 12, 2015
Test
Tue, May 12, 2015
Rexona
Tue, May 12, 2015
Naks!
Tue, May 12, 2015
Define it!
Tue, May 12, 2015
Yep :D
Tue, May 12, 2015
Yep :D
Tue, May 12, 2015
Hala?
Tue, May 12, 2015
Gayshits
Tue, May 12, 2015
Lesson
Tue, May 12, 2015
Ngek!
Tue, May 12, 2015
Ayieeeeee <3
Tue, May 12, 2015
26
Tue, May 12, 2015
Mahal ako ni Tatay
Tue, May 12, 2015
Gf ba kamo? Haha
Tue, May 12, 2015
Sweetness Overload
Tue, May 12, 2015
Pinoy Henyo "Kutsilyo"
Tue, May 12, 2015
Gentleman daw?
Tue, May 12, 2015
Utang
Tue, May 12, 2015
K hahaha
Tue, May 12, 2015
Sleeping Juan
Wed, May 13, 2015
Lol
Wed, May 13, 2015
Mag-asawa, Nag-aaway...
Wed, May 13, 2015
Daga!
Wed, May 13, 2015
Author's Note
Wed, May 13, 2015
Naks!
Thu, May 14, 2015
Bakit nga ba?
Thu, May 14, 2015
Estro
Thu, May 14, 2015
Ice 4 Sale
Fri, May 15, 2015
Math Class
Fri, May 15, 2015
Gayshits #2
Fri, May 15, 2015
Batang to! Haha
Fri, May 15, 2015
Hahahaha
Fri, May 15, 2015
47
Fri, May 15, 2015
Ulam
Mon, May 18, 2015
The Teeth Jokes
Mon, May 18, 2015
50
Mon, May 18, 2015
51
Mon, May 18, 2015
52
Mon, May 18, 2015
53
Mon, May 18, 2015
Liter
Mon, May 18, 2015
55
Mon, May 18, 2015
56
Mon, May 18, 2015
57
Tue, May 19, 2015
Cheatsheet
Tue, May 19, 2015
59
Tue, May 19, 2015
60
Tue, May 19, 2015
61
Wed, May 20, 2015
62
Wed, May 20, 2015
63
Wed, May 20, 2015
64
Sat, May 23, 2015
65
Sat, May 23, 2015
66
Sat, May 23, 2015
67
Sat, May 23, 2015
History pa rin..
Sat, May 23, 2015
French Lesson naman
Sat, May 23, 2015
Kaya mahirap ang Math
Sat, May 23, 2015
71
Tue, Jun 2, 2015
72
Tue, Jun 2, 2015
Love Struck
Tue, Jun 2, 2015
Para sa mga GREEN MINDED
Fri, Jun 5, 2015
Anong naisip mo?
Fri, Jun 5, 2015
Wearing a bra
Fri, Jun 5, 2015
Missing toothpic
Fri, Jun 5, 2015
Unknown number
Fri, Jun 5, 2015
First night
Fri, Jun 5, 2015
Miss universe
Fri, Jun 5, 2015
Calendar method
Thu, Jun 11, 2015
Diskriminasyon
Thu, Jun 11, 2015
Mr. and Mrs.
Thu, Jun 11, 2015
In a party
Thu, Jun 11, 2015
Got late because of 500
Fri, Jul 3, 2015
Guess my age
Fri, Jul 3, 2015
Kabayo
Fri, Jul 3, 2015
What do you call...
Fri, Jul 3, 2015
Girl's Prayer
Wed, Jul 29, 2015
Three Males a Day
Wed, Jul 29, 2015
Dinosaur
Wed, Jul 29, 2015
Ang ballpen at ang lapis
Wed, Jul 29, 2015
Kaunaunahan
Wed, Jul 29, 2015
Dirty drawing
Wed, Jul 29, 2015
Loko!
Wed, Jul 29, 2015
Homeless
Tue, Aug 18, 2015
Son learn to respect
Tue, Aug 18, 2015
Which place
Tue, Aug 18, 2015
Not all students
Tue, Aug 18, 2015
Way to get a kiss <3
Tue, Aug 18, 2015
I'll give everything
Tue, Aug 18, 2015
Short orphan
Tue, Aug 18, 2015
Ako budoy!!
Wed, Nov 29, 2017
Confusing store
Wed, Nov 29, 2017
True success
Wed, Nov 29, 2017
Project daw
Wed, Nov 29, 2017
Cleft lip goes to store
Wed, Nov 29, 2017
Juan does not want to go to heaven
Wed, Nov 29, 2017
May ulam ba?
Wed, Nov 29, 2017
Witty Girlfriend
Wed, Nov 29, 2017
A Priest at a Church
Wed, Nov 29, 2017
First time
Wed, Nov 29, 2017
In a wedding
Wed, Nov 29, 2017
30 pesos na buo
Wed, Nov 29, 2017
It Hurts
Wed, Nov 29, 2017
Do you know INNER ROW?
Wed, Nov 29, 2017
Gusto mo ba na walang pasok?
Wed, Nov 29, 2017
9 Interesting Confusions
Wed, Nov 29, 2017
Pilosopo
Wed, Nov 29, 2017
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