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The Last Book of English

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The Last Book of English, If Ibn Insha didn't exist (god rest his soul.), this dumpster fire of a book wouldn't even have a reason to breathe. Consider this the unholy offspring of his spirit and every misfit who ever got sick of actual English textbooks acting like they're Shakespeare, or even smart.

This ain't your normal grammar guide, it's a chaotic rant, a savage roast, and a borderline existential crisis wrapped in one. Full of so much profanity and "I don't give a damn" energy, it'll probably get you banned on Wattpad faster than you can say "Mary Sue fanfic.", yeah, that place where teenagers try to write twilight fanfics and think they're the next Nobel Prize winner. Please, The Last Book of English is here to save you from that literary hellscape, or you THOUGHT this was a fanfic in which a guy falls in love with a fucking language. If you want that, or just gay smut like everyone else, it's that-a-way.

If you want to learn English the boring-ass way, keep scrolling. If you want to laugh, swear, and maybe learn something in the process (maybe), dive right in. Just don't expect a medal for existing.

Read at your own risk. Clowns, fanfic addicts, and grammar Nazis need not apply. Fuck you. And thank you for reading, I guess.Public Domain

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Stuck With You

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