Comebacks and Jokes To Use lalalalalaLA PART TWO
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Actually that doesn't sound half bad....I'll do it on my little brother first.
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Having an overprotective brothers isn't easy but it's fun too. -y/n Me: oh let them eat them selves and let's prank them, hihihi😈 Nikki: okay what plan? Me: so im going to say to jay oppa that we went out for a while then i will tell jay oppa to tell the others to go to the park but before they go there let's went home and change into our comfortable clothes then ask them where did they go. Nikki: good idea.Complete
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Sweet Murder. Book 1.
I was born with the name Breeze, but I don’t go by that now. I go by Eagle. I started out here at the age six, then my sisters death occurred. I didn’t know who did it, heck no one did. Ten years went by and I officially went to high school. That’s the year my life changed. My mother was drugged to think that she was a lunatic, so she killed her self at will. Then I was left with the only person left in my immediate family. My father. Over the course of the next two moths I would possess the ability of transferring to another dimension, chaining into an eagle and then the long pain full process of gaining my Gryphon. I would learn the truth about everything, and avenged the ones who needed to be avenged. So I vowed to kill the people who deserved to die. Heres how it all started. Here's how I figured out who I really was. Sweet Murder.Complete
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"𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐭 𝐝𝐝." 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞.. "𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐠𝐮𝐭𝐬, 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮." 𝐃𝐝 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐭. "𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧, 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐰𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐭." 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝. "𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭." 𝐇𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝.. "𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐨𝐫𝐲?" 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐝 . . . Sorry yall I lowk quit making books.. maybe in the future ɪ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜ, ᴅᴅᴏꜱᴀᴍᴀ ™Complete
Having an overprotective brothers isn't easy but it's fun too. -y/n Me: oh let them eat them selves and let's prank them, hihihi😈 Nikki: okay what plan? Me: so im going to say to jay oppa that we went out for a while then i will tell jay oppa to tell the others to go to the park but before they go there let's went home and change into our comfortable clothes then ask them where did they go. Nikki: good idea.
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