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Diarrhea

LECTURAS 56
Votos 20
Partes 20
Hora 32m

LECTURAS 56
Votos 20
Partes 20
Hora 32m

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This is a new rewritten version of my old novel called diarrhea. It's a chaøtic story about the adventures of the ever drunk hitman Ajax Cheers and his British narrator. It's an absurdly comical tale full of aliens, monkeys, dicks, and more!Todos los derechos reservados

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