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Diarrhea

Reads 65
Votes 20
Parts 20
Time 32m

Reads 65
Votes 20
Parts 20
Time 32m

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absurd action action-adventure adventure alcholism alcoholabuse comedy narrator random spontaneous thriller weird

This is a new rewritten version of my old novel called diarrhea. It's a chaøtic story about the adventures of the ever drunk hitman Ajax Cheers and his British narrator. It's an absurdly comical tale full of aliens, monkeys, dicks, and more!All Rights Reserved

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𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑎𝑖𝑑𝑎𝑛 𝑚𝑒𝑡 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑘𝑖𝑑𝑠... 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑛... 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡𝑤𝑜 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑒𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑒... 𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑚𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑡𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑡𝑜 𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑎𝑑𝑎... 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑑 ℎ𝑖𝑚... 𝑏𝑢 𝑏𝑒𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒 ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑒𝑓𝑡 ℎ𝑒 𝑔𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎 𝑏𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑒𝑙𝑒𝑡... 𝑖𝑡 𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑠 ℎ𝑖𝑠... ℎ𝑒 𝑔𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑠𝑜 ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑'𝑛𝑡 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢... ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑜𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑠𝑒𝑒 ℎ𝑖𝑚... 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑤 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑒𝑙𝑒𝑡 ℎ𝑒 𝑔𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑙𝑒𝑡𝑠 𝑠𝑒𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑠... 𝚙𝚜.𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚖𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚘 ... 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚑 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢! 𝚙𝚜𝚜.𝚒𝚖 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚒𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚜𝚘, 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚝:) 𝖭𝗈.1 #𝖺𝗂𝖽𝖺𝗇𝗀𝖺𝗅𝗅𝖺𝗀𝗁𝖾𝗋𝗑𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋 𝖭𝗈.3 #𝖺𝗂𝖽𝖺𝗇𝗑𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋 𝖭𝗈.199 # 𝗀𝖺𝗅𝗅𝖺𝗀𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖭𝗈. 201 #𝗁𝖺𝗋𝗀𝗋𝖾𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗌