Diarrhea
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MatureComplete Mon, Jun 16, 202532m
This is a new rewritten version of my old novel called diarrhea. It's a chaøtic story about the adventures of the ever drunk hitman Ajax Cheers and his British narrator. It's an absurdly comical tale full of aliens, monkeys, dicks, and more!
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