Unicorn Kickass
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These aren't your daughter's unicorns.
Hunted by a creature called Damnation for the sins of her mother, Princess Pipsy, the last known member of the royal family, embarks on a bloodthirsty quest to rekindle the magic of the unicorns... and to slaughter all who stand in her way.
Dive into the hyper-violent fantasy adventure where unicorns are very different from the ones you know. Experience every blood-soaked battle, high-stakes chase, and gleefully gory rampage that will make you squirm in all the best ways. If it doesn't, you can blame the unicorns.
"Unicorn Kickass" is available in paperback form through Barnes & Noble, Amazon, Walmart, and wherever books are sold.
Written by Nathan Lathroum. Editing by Laith Maestrum. Cover illustrations by Jesús Bey. Chapter illustrations by Katherine C. Neal. Map illustration (present only in paperback copies) by Alberto Garcia.
No unicorns were harmed in the making of this book.
All Rights Reserved
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