"Fairy Dust & Dirty Jokes"
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She just graduated with nothing but a diploma and a mess of emotions.
Her friends? Gone. Her family? Moved on. Her future? A giant blank page.
Just when the silence becomes unbearable and the nights stretch too long, something... someone enters her world-a figure no one else can see. Loud, blunt, inappropriate, and strangely wise, the Fairy Godmother isn't what she expected. But maybe that's exactly what she needs.
A raw, darkly funny, and unexpectedly magical story about falling apart, facing the chaos, and becoming something entirely new.
Because when life feels like hell-sometimes, the universe sends you a monster in lipstick to remind you that you're still alive.
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