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The End is Dumb

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🧟‍♂️ The End is Dumb

by Alfredoxrock

Three idiots. One apocalypse. Zero clue what they're doing.

The world has ended in the dumbest way possible. Nobody knows how microwaves were involved, TikTok never went down, and there's a strong possibility that Canada started glowing.

Now, in the ruins of civilization, three completely unqualified survivors fumble their way through mutant rat kings, talking vending machines, and flesh-eating squirrels.

Flex - a gym bro who thinks abs can deflect bullets.
Tiff - a conspiracy theorist with Wi-Fi and wrath.
Greg - just... Greg. Please don't ask.

Armed with a shopping cart, poor decisions, and Greg's magical ability to accidentally survive everything, they're ready to conquer the wasteland... or at least not trip over their own shoelaces.

If you like chaotic friendships, apocalyptic nonsense, and laugh-out-loud disasters, this is your new favorite dumb survival series.

💥 Humor ✅
🧃 Mutants ✅
🛒 Homemade war cart ✅
🧠 Braincells... Optional?All Rights Reserved

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