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Whack 'Em, Contractee!

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contractee contracteeforsaken forsaken funnymafiaguy guysjustreadthisonao3insteadplease homicidalporkchops iwrotethisinsteadofsleeping murderrealnotclickbait oneshot whatdoiputhere

what do I even make the cover for this bro 🥀 YKW just take my shitpost Contractee art

uhhh cross posting this onto AO3 btw 🤑 that'll actually have a serious description but here? we can get silly with it

Contractee fucking KILLS someone real not clickbait??????

what do I even put here brah 💔

OH WAIT I know #luckyhitpeak (LuckyHit has fucking nothing to do with this fanfic I'm so tired)

NOTE FROM 2026: I should make more fanfics to post on AO3Alle rechten voorbehouden

contractee contracteeforsaken forsaken funnymafiaguy guysjustreadthisonao3insteadplease homicidalporkchops iwrotethisinsteadofsleeping murderrealnotclickbait oneshot whatdoiputhere

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