Can't You Take A Hint?! ✓
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Vampires are supposed to be mysterious and terrifying. Not in the case of Titianus Vespasianus de Suckula.
What does he bring to the table? A long name, an even longer list of dramatic titles, and zero sense of boundaries.
Kelsey has normal human patience - and it's running out fast.
Meet the vampire who won't take no for an answer, and the girl who very much wants him to.
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