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He had a five-year plan.
She had a goat on her wish list.
The universe had jokes.

Kabir Mehra, a control-loving CA, old enough to own a life insurance policy, young enough to call Mom when sick, believes in total stability and perfection.

Diaphanous (Dia) Dutta believes in tea breaks, emotional chaos, and doing life vibes-first.

He plans.
She wanders.
He colour-codes.
She loses pens like it's a hobby.

So naturally, their families decide they should meet.

Once.

What follows is a delightful disaster involving nosy aunties, overenthusiastic relatives, awkward silences, and a growing suspicion that the one person who makes absolutely no sense might be the one person who matters most.

He's order in formal shoes.
She's chaos in eyeliner.
Neither of them signed up for this.

Set in a world where weddings are scheduled faster than Amazon deliveries and every cousin is either married or mid-pre-wedding shoot, this is a story about love that doesn't follow a plan because sometimes the best things happen when everything goes completely, hilariously wrong.

Because when tradition sets the stage...
Chaos writes the story.