Crafts and bolts(RAM x Scotch)

We need more edgyverse/enigmsverse fanfics and especially with these two underrated and ever so consistantly dying students. To be honest idk if this fandom even currently alive(it 100% is), specifically Advanced Class as it has next to nothing for now(lie) and the new owner of these characters imo simply doesnt do interesting stuff with em(while the new owner's artstyle isnt my preferred, their current work is genuinely interesting, maybe I would even say their name if I bother to search it up to update this). For a summary:
RAM decides that he's kinda broke and needs money(he doesn't, greedy cuck) so makes a bet with basilous that he would go on a date(yikes), be nice(yuck), on valentines day(ew), with a DORK! But getting any of your bully victims to waste their time on going to an "honest" date is hard, so who would be so innocently persuaded by a mere 2000 bucks to go on a date with a mean clanker? Or more accurately: What type of dumbass would believe that anyone would pay 2k for a date?? You read the the brackets in the title, right??? It's the unfortunately innocent pastel resident crafts gal, Scotch! Mean dumbass x innocent dumbass, please help me I have left this thing abandoned for 3 years now-