I'm Kai Parker! Fuck!
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Sam Parker is just your average 19 year old Irish guy. Blonde, sarcastic, deeply closeted, and dragged to New Orleans by his hot, witch-obsessed girlfriend for a Vampire Diaries pilgrimage. It's all tourist traps and supernatural nonsense... until he laughs in the face of a so-called witch and wakes up trapped in the body of one of the show's most dangerous villains.
Now stuck in the Prison World as 19 year old Kai fucking Parker, with a magic-charged ring and zero clue how to survive, Sam has two goals:
1. Don't die.
2. Collect as many hot supernatural men as possible. (For protection. Obviously. Totally not because he has a thing for murderous vampire daddies. Ahem.)
Armed with sass, overpowered magic, and way too much knowledge of TVD canon, Sam's about to rewrite the Mystic Falls timeline-one chaotic thirst trap at a time.
Because if he's going to be stuck in this world... he's doing it his way.
~Step one: escape the Prison world. Step two: collect hot men like Pokémon.~
~Wrong body. Right face. Zero self-control.~
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