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I'm Kai Parker! Fuck!

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Time 3h 36m

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Sam Parker is just your average 19 year old Irish guy. Blonde, sarcastic, deeply closeted, and dragged to New Orleans by his hot, witch-obsessed girlfriend for a Vampire Diaries pilgrimage. It's all tourist traps and supernatural nonsense... until he laughs in the face of a so-called witch and wakes up trapped in the body of one of the show's most dangerous villains. 

Now stuck in the Prison World as 19 year old Kai fucking Parker, with a magic-charged ring and zero clue how to survive, Sam has two goals:

1. Don't die. 
2. Collect as many hot supernatural men as possible. (For protection. Obviously. Totally not because he has a thing for murderous vampire daddies. Ahem.)

Armed with sass, overpowered magic, and way too much knowledge of TVD canon, Sam's about to rewrite the Mystic Falls timeline-one chaotic thirst trap at a time. 

Because if he's going to be stuck in this world... he's doing it his way. 

~Step one: escape the Prison world. Step two: collect hot men like Pokémon.~

~Wrong body. Right face. Zero self-control.~All Rights Reserved

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The Forgotten ✯ Kai Parker {1} by ashleylon

{Book 1} Cassidy Gilbert and Damon Salvatore were no more than a second too late to return from the other side in the midst of its collapse, dooming them to a tragic death alongside the infamous Bennett witch. Little did they know, it wasn't the last they'd see of Mystic Falls. A witch with no magic, a lovesick tribrid, and an agitated vampire are stuck living the same day on repeat in a 1994 prison world. That sounds like the start of a terrible joke, wouldn't you agree? {The Vampire Diaries • Season 6} {Kai Parker} -© ashleylon 2016

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Stuck With Him: Kai Parker by SleepMindWriter

[Highest Rank #1 Kai 12/07/19] [Highest Rank #245 Fanfiction 23/11/16] [Highest Rank #6 Sarcasm 23/02/19] I scoffed, kicking his shin and he kicked me back harder. I hissed in pain, holding my shin. "Can you even die here?" I asked. He shook his head and I huffed. "Great." Kai winked, continuing to lick jam off his fingers. "Guess you're stuck with me, Ri." I fake smiled. "Oh the joys." And that ladies and gentleman was the day I met the one and only Kai Parker.

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