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The Ultimate Guide to Becoming a Cult Leader

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Reads 41
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Parts 9
Time 17m

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What if a self-help book taught you how to start a cult?

Welcome to The Ultimate Guide to Becoming a Cult Leader - a totally fake, hilariously unhinged manual by Luna V. Light, Ph.D. in Vibes.

Inside: fake followers, fake crystals, suspicious rituals, and overpriced moon-charged tea.

📿 10 steps to becoming adored, feared, and wildly merchandised.

📌 This is satire. This is comedy.

📵 If you're starting a real cult... please go touch grass.

Read at your own risk (of laughing too hard).All Rights Reserved

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Untitled (အမည်မဲ့သော) / completed by JBIN_L

အတွေးတအားလွန်တတ်တဲ့ ယုန်ပေါက်စလေးနဲ့ ဉာဏ်နီဉာဏ်နက် တအားများလွန်းတဲ့ ကလေးတစ်ယောက်အဖေ မြေခွေးအိုကြီးတို့အကြောင်းပါ ။ mature onပါတယ် ။ (🦊🐰 ZhanCheng Fan fic)

𝐏𝐚𝐩𝐚'𝐬 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐩𝐚𝐥𝐬 by HappyAkLove

{ 𝐏𝐚𝐩𝐚'𝐬 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐩𝐚𝐥𝐬 } ~Slow Updates~ ~Typically It's Not Abuse, Please No Curses To Any Character In The Story~ • Strict Dad • Sweet Mom • Discipline The Hard Rule Of The Shah Family Vansh Raj Shah, The Soft Sole's Life.

🚨ခမ်းနားနေဖို့မလိုဘူး မင်းရှိနေဖို့ပဲလိုတယ်🚨(Complete) by AYeik_Say

အရင်က အဟောင်းလေး စာပြန်စီပြီး ထပ်တင်တာပါခ၊ ဖတ်ဖူးတဲ့သူက ရှိပါ့မလာမသိဘူး ထပ်တင်တာမို့ သဘောကျရင်လည်း ဖတ်ကြည့်ကြပါဦးခ...

��𝐑𝐮𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐚 - 𝓡𝓪𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓻𝓮'𝓼 𝓕𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭 𝓢𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓷𝓲 by Diveinto_Asha_

.·:*¨༺ "𝓢𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓪𝓼𝓷'𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓲𝓻 𝓵𝓸𝓼𝓽 𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓫𝓮𝓬𝓪𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓲𝓻 𝓽𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓾𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓛𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓮𝓼𝓼" ༻¨*:·. ┏━━°❀•°:🎀:°•❀°━━━━━┓ 𝗥𝘂𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗸𝗮 ┗━━°❀•°:🎀:°•❀°━━━━━┛ The innocent, selfless girl endured constant neglect and cruel taunts, always hearing words. "𝘉𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘯," "𝘜𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴," "𝘜𝘯𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥." For the first fourteen years of her life, the people she called as family abandon her at an orphanage, severing all ties with her. She bore the pain with a smile, accepting the harshness, but when they finally left her behind, it broke her. Shattered, yet not defeated, she found strength in her faith, trusting in God to guide her through the pain. Just when it seemed like she had reached her breaking point, her life took a sudden turn. She was adopted-by a towering, intimidating man. Shivendra Rathore, a ruthless businessman, once the feared Mafia King known as SR, was a force to be reckoned with. A man who was the father of five boys-each one intimidating, cold, and aggressive. Will Ruhanika be able to change their hearts? Will she be the one to melt the tough exterior of these devils? Will she ever find the true family she's longed for? Follow Ruhanika's journey as she learns that family isn't defined by blood, but by the heart. A story of love, transformation, and finding where you truly belong. "𝓐 𝓽𝓪𝓵𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓯𝓪𝓶𝓲𝓵𝔂 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓽 𝔀𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓱 𝓭𝓸𝓮𝓼𝓷'𝓽 𝓹𝓾𝓶𝓹 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓪𝓶𝓮 𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓪𝓼 𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓮" - 𝐑𝐮𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐢

[ချစ်ရိပ်မြေ] by Star-2981

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THE PISTOL (Ongoing ) by DewKvidya

~අක් වැහි~ Completed by -wang-xian-

" කොහොමහරි කරල මට මගේ ජීවිතේ පුංචිම හරි සැනසීමක් තියෙන්න ඕනි.. කියන්න..?? කොහෙද මට සැනසීමක් තියෙන්නෙ..?? "

When You Least Expect It by BabyAnna_03

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The Watter-Boys (TAWOG x Male Reader Insert) by AlexDirector1

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The temptation thesis by woman_haramrtia

When Esmerelda Harlow steps into the musty halls of Winston High as the new history teacher. With a reputation for being sharp, unyielding, and almost impossibly brilliant, whispers of her arrival ripple through the school. Students are wary, teachers are impressed, and troublemaker Cameron Monroe is intrigued. Cameron, the school's untouchable rebel with a reputation for detention slips and smirks, with a game of breaking every teacher who's tried to tame her. To her, Esmerelda Harlow is just another target-a seemingly uptight woman with strict rules and an aura of authority begging to be challenged. But when Cameron tries her usual antics, she's met with something entirely unexpected: resistance. Esmerelda is not an easy mark. In fact, she's more than Cameron bargained for. Cool-headed and razor-sharp, Esmerelda cuts through Cameron's bravado with surgical precision. Every sarcastic remark is met with calm but devastating wit. Every act of defiance earns a punishment so perfectly tailored, it leaves Cameron seething-and strangely fascinated. What begins as a battle of wills quickly turns into something more dangerous. Esmerelda sees through Cameron's rebellious exterior to the brilliant, restless mind beneath it. Cameron, for all her bravado, finds herself caught in Esmerelda's gravitational pull-her intelligence, her poise, and her mysterious charm. But Esmerelda isn't here to play games. She's here to teach Cameron a lesson she'll never forget, one that will leave them both questioning the boundaries of power, desire, and control. In the end, it's not just Cameron's life that Esmerelda will upend-it's her own. In a town where reputations are everything, what happens when two unstoppable forces collide in a battle of rebellion and resolve?

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အတွေးတအားလွန်တတ်တဲ့ ယုန်ပေါက်စလေးနဲ့ ဉာဏ်နီဉာဏ်နက် တအားများလွန်းတဲ့ ကလေးတစ်ယောက်အဖေ မြေခွေးအိုကြီးတို့အကြောင်းပါ ။ mature onပါတယ် ။ (🦊🐰 ZhanCheng Fan fic)