Sorry?

I was born in a small shitty town that no one knows exists, born into an even shittier family. I have the typical mom and dad but everything else I feel isn't right.. I have four brothers and four sisters.. There's Travis, he's turning 18 in September.
Michael, he recently just turned 16.
Braden, he's about 12 1/2.
Then last is Eric, he turned 10 last week.
All of the boys have brown hair and green eyes, like my mom.
Then we have my sisters.
Cadence, she's 19 and still living at home, what a dependent bum.
Zoë, who is 17 and shockingly good at everything, like I said "shockingly" like it was a surprise when she learned to play the piano and flute in the same summer.
Darlene, she's Michele's twin, so she's also 16.
Then the youngest, you could say she's the runt of the litter, little Maggie she just turned five years old three months ago.
The girls all have beautiful blonde curly hair and piercing blue eyes, like our father.
Then we have me, Noah 15 years old, black hair, brown eyes...