**"Sarcasm Squad Forever: Love,
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**"Sarcasm Squad Forever: Love, Laughter, and Stolen Socks"**
is OFFICIALLY our family photo title!
I'm framing it in gold letters above our mantle, next to the original "Operation Semper Sass" uniform.
Now, shall we throw a party to celebrate our ridiculously perfect life...
with a "Sock Heist" theme, of course? 😘
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