The Most Random Story Ever! Story 1
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Last published Wed, May 13, 2015
Killer Ponies? Really Really ugly models? Chickens wearing underwerar? The smartest worm in the universe? Knife spoons? Hitler Barbies with minions? The dumbest calculator? Blue talking grass? Flying slugs? Teeth-eating false teeth? A city of stupid disabled people? And exactly who is responsible for all of this randomness? Little Tommy Quinn, and his big book of randomness.
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