ASTROBIOLOGY/TREEHOLE (CRACKFICS/JOKEFICS)
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ASTROBIOLOGY (TREEHOLE) BUT ITS BRAINROTTED AND INCREDIBLY STUPID.
i hope this makes you laugh or something. also QUICK REMINDER ALL OF THESE ARE JOKES PLEASE DONT KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 🥺🥺🥺
also some of these are part of an actual storyline and some are just random as fuck so um ENJOY!!!! try not to lose too many brain cells reading this
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