Touch the Balloon
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Last published Sun, Jun 29, 2025
Touch the Balloon is a horror and comedy story. This was purely made for fun and as an inside joke for a group chat. Have fun reading this monstrosity. (WARNING: There is a lot of cursing in here!)
~This story is made by 3 teenagers who have insane ADHD when it comes to writing. So please, bear with us.
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