Craziness
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Ongoing5m
Last published Sat, May 30, 2015
Claire (the older more mature one)- Come to the dark side my friend, we have cookies! Read this if you want to hear two idiots being idiotic. Maybe you'll laugh... I hope you laugh. Laughter is the best medicine, but can cause death in high doses! So like all medicine! So remember kids, don't laugh to much or else you will probably die. Also if you don't appreciate stupidly, then you probably shouldn't be reading this... ON TO THE CRAZINESS!
*other claire walks in* did I miss soybeans- I mean something?
Mature Claire- I decided to base a story off of our stupidness!
Other Claire- *reads disruption* wait, two idiots? I only counted one.
Mature Claire- you forgot to count me stupid.
Other Claire- No, I'd never forget you.
Mature Claire- then you forgot yourself idio- HEY!
Other Claire-AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Mature Claire- and I'm the crazy one.
Other Claire- *literally dies of laughter*
Mature Claire- told you so!
Other Claire- *is dead*
Mature Claire- Timmy! Get the body!
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