License To Spill
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Last published Tue, Jul 1, 2025
Meet Larry "The Llama" Johnson, the worst spy at S.I.L.L.Y. (Secret International League of Legendary Yodelers). He can't aim, can't fight, and accidentally drinks his own poison stash daily. But when an evil villain threatens to replace the world's coffee supply with decaf, Larry is the only agent not on vacation.
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