How to Handle Stupd Customers Without Committing a Crime (Spiritually Speaking) - Honey Dumpling - Wattpad

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How to Handle Stupd Customers Without Committing a Crime (Spiritually Speaking)

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Parts 9
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🛒💥 Namaste but I'm this close to snapping.

This brutally honest, fake self-help book is for every retail warrior who has survived angry aunties, clueless uncles, and the customer who said, "This was cheaper yesterday."

With chapters like "Smile Through the Breakdown" and "The Manager Won't Save You," this book offers spiritual techniques such as deep breathing, passive-aggressive receipt printing, and silent screaming.

For entertainment purposes only. Please don't kick customers... unless it's in your dreams.All Rights Reserved

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