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From: Dr. C. Bang (ASF Team 3 Lead)
To: ASF Team 3 Operative Staff
Subject: Monday Morning Notes & Reminders

Dear Team 3,

Hope everyone had a restful weekend (or at least a less-eventful one). A few notes from last week:

1. We've confirmed the coffee machine has achieved sentience following Friday's power surge. Please do not antagonize it. Yes Minho, this includes sarcastic comments. Additionally, the elevator now only moves sideways. Maintenance is aware. In the meantime, use the stairs or lean with intent.

2. Someone (Changbin) keeps leaving the refrigerator door open. Please double-check seals in the future!

3. This is your biweekly reminder that Floor 15 remains inaccessible. If you find yourself near it, please stop. If you find yourself on it, REPORT IMMEDIATELY!! Seungmin, that PSA is for YOU.

4. Please log hours for Friday! Yes, Friday did not occur. However, the director insists that timesheets be filled out. Probably around 8 hours, make something up, and I'll sign off on it. Hyunjin, please write 16 since you slipped through the vortex.

Let's have a productive week. If we all do our jobs, we can get home faster. "Getting lost in sub-spacial parallel universes" is not an excuse for not filing paperwork on time, Jeongin.

Best,
Dr. C. Bang
ASF Team 3 Lead

In which dealing with unexplained phenomenon is a government sanctioned job and they do NOT pay Hyunjin enough for this shit.

A supernatural comedy Feat.
☣️ Hyunjin x Jeongin x Changbin
☣️ never dated but already ex's 2min
☣️ The receptionist do kinda be cute though (it's jisung. hes clueless.)
☣️ Goop.
☣️ Why does Chan grimace like he's in pain every time we talk to him?