Good God!

📿 Divine responsibility. ☁️ Zero qualifications.

I was born in the Outer Court between a sigh and a laugh - literally. god snapped His fingers, gave me a vague sense of purpose, and told me to keep an eye on His vacation.

Now god is down on Earth, fully committed to living His best mortal life.
By which I mean:
- Gave Himself a tragic backstory ✔️
- Installed twenty ex-lovers into the timeline ✔️
- Booked five dates at the same time, at the same restaurant ✔️
- Oh, and He gave Himself terminal cancer. Because ✨ drama ✨.

While I scramble to keep reality from unraveling, Jesus is quietly watching from the sidelines with olives and commentary. why couldn't I have been created a Christian?

This is a prophecy.
This is a miracle.
and it's all up to me.