Blind Dates & Blunders
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After the war, the Ministry decides morale is in desperate need of a boost. Enter: Wizarding Match-Up - a Prophet-run matchmaking service that pairs witches and wizards using "scientifically-based" questionnaires and a touch of magical interference. The catch? You won't know your match until your first date.
Hermione Granger never planned to participate. Draco Malfoy certainly never meant to but black mail will do that to a guy. Pansy Parkinson was into it. And Theo Nott? He's just here for the chaos.
Now throw in a boudoir photoshoot, competitive Quidditch drills, a stargazing picnic, and more broom closet escapades than Madam Pomfrey wants to hear about.
Enemies are falling. Sparks are flying. And the Prophet is taking notes.
Let the blind dates begin.
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