Salazar? Me? No. Maybe. Shut up.
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Salazar Slytherin never existed...
...But Harry Potter did.
The broken Time Turners at the Department of Mysteries has Harry Potter finding himself stranded in the Founders' Era. In the middle of a battle. Naturally, he does what any sensible person would do: save a stranger's life, befriend him, and accidentally get named after a historical dark wizard.
Except that stranger is Godric Gryffindor. And he thinks "Harry" sounds dumb. So now Harry is "Sal". Short for "Salvator". Later "Salazar". Which is fine. Totally fine. Except it's not. Because history is starting to look suspiciously familiar. And Harry? He's starting to look suspiciously like a Parselmouth with green eyes and ambition issues.
He's not Salazar Slytherin. Obviously.
...Right?
A time travel identity-crisis adventure featuring sarcastic friendships, reluctant legendary status, historical inaccuracies, and the accidental founding of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
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