Sugar, Fur, and Baby Wails

Hezekiah "Hezzy" Jean Montero bakes when she's stressed.
Drake Lucien Jenson adopts dogs when he's overwhelmed.
The only thing they've never been good at? Each other.

Lifelong neighbors thanks to their overly attached moms, Hezzy and Drake have spent two decades in forced proximity. Preschool? Together. Prom? Unfortunately. University? Close enough to hear the other's karaoke mistakes. They argue like it's a competitive sport, prank like it's war, and treat being civil like a punishment.

So when a 7-month-old baby is dumped on Hezzy's doorstep-with a note, a pacifier, and zero instructions-it's the end of peace as they know it. Especially when that baby's uncle happens to be none other than Drake freaking Jenson.

Neither of them is ready for diapers, tantrums, or accidental co-parenting. But between late-night feedings, sugar-bribery, and unexpectedly soft moments, Hezzy and Drake are about to realize something terrifying:

Maybe their moms were onto something all along.