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I Don't Like Umbrella's
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Ongoing, First published Jul 04
Rain Volkov is beautiful.
The kind of beautiful that ruins lives and invites love confessions from people he's never spoken to.
He'd be flattered-if he could actually feel it.

Homeschooled his whole life due to an emotional processing condition, Rain enters university with straight-A precision, stunning looks, and the emotional depth of a Google search. He knows how to smile, nod, say thank you-but not what any of it means.

When his polite indifference accidentally turns into a full-blown fan club and a very persistent girl named Sayona, his best friend Raiden-stormy, broke, and far too emotionally stable-suggests a simple fix: fake a relationship.

Enter Sol Phoenix: popular, emotionally unavailable, and Rain's new mission target.

Sol says no.
So Rain starts casually stalking him with spreadsheets, sticky notes, and enough psychological manipulation to make Freud weep.

He's not trying to fall in love.
He's just trying to win.

Or at least... that's what he tells himself.
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And He Still Didn't Fire Me

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"Your resume says your main achievement is... finishing a rubber before losing it because you are awesome." "Yep!" "Your personality type says you are... sassy, hot and cool (more than anyone here) at the same time because you are awesome? That's a challenge." He smirked as he raised his perfect eyebrow. I nodded dumbly. And then I heard him mumbling," Never knew a Smurfs' T shirt was that hot with red pants..." "Your special education says... you were in Hogwarts?" His eyes opened wide. "Yo!" "And your interests says you want to go home and watch Ironman because you didn't want to apply for this job anyway and you are forced..." "You got me right boy!" I pointed at him with my finger. But then he said the three words I never expected to hear. "You're hired, hobo."