Rant Off Your Pants
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𝙴𝚗𝚑𝚢𝚙𝚎𝚗 𝚘𝚗𝚎-𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜/𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜
!!!!!!!!!!COMPLETED!!!!!!!!!!! ☞︎︎︎𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎 𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚜𝚘 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜/𝚘𝚗𝚎-𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ☞︎︎︎𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚏 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚜 .. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ☞︎︎︎𝚒 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚗𝚘 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘(𝚎𝚡𝚎𝚙𝚝 𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚕..)𝚜𝚘 𝚒 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 |(• ◡•)| ☞︎︎︎𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚛𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚒𝚝. ಠ_ಠ ☞︎︎︎𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚒𝚜. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ☞︎︎︎𝚒 𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜.ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅComplete
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›ϲοмρℓєτє∂‹ ✧RᥱUρᥣoᥲd✧ Dᥱr frᥱmdᥱ Jᥱoᥒggᥙk gᥱht ᥱιᥒfᥲᥴh ᥲᥙf Tᥲᥱhყᥙᥒg zᥙ ᥙᥒd kᥙ̈sst ιhᥒ mιttᥱᥒ ιm Wᥱιhᥒᥲᥴhtsgᥱsᥴhᥲ̈ft. Nιᥴht zᥙ ᥲhᥒᥱᥒ, ᥕᥲs ᥱs fᥙ̈r Koᥒsᥱqᥙᥱᥒzᥱᥒ gᥱbᥱᥒ köᥒᥒtᥱ. Uᥒd Tᥲᥱ? Er ιst ᥒιᥴhts ᥲᥒdᥱrᥱs ᥲ ᥣs ᥱιᥒ vᥱrᥕιrrtᥱs Etᥕᥲs, dᥲs sιᥴh ᥒᥙr ᥒoᥴh mᥱhr voᥒ dᥱr Gᥱsᥱᥣᥣsᥴhᥲft ᥲbgrᥱᥒzt. ┊┊┊┊ ┊┊┊☆ ┊┊🌙 * ┊┊ ┊☆ ° 🌙* "Wᥲs ιst ᥣos? Bιst dᥙ ᥒoᥴh ιmmᥱr sᥲᥙᥱr ᥕᥱgᥱᥒ dᥱm Kᥙss, Sᥕᥱᥱthᥱᥲrt?" ───── ✧ʙᴇɪɴʜᴀʟᴛᴇᴛ ✧ ───── ❧ ᴛᴀᴇɢɢᴜᴋ ❧ ʙᴏʏxʙᴏʏ ❧ ғʟᴜғғ ❧ ᴅʀᴀᴍᴀ ❧ ᴄʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs [Aᥣtᥱr Nᥲmᥱ: Kιss] ©@gueltae (owner) ©-ebilous (Weiterführer)Complete![Fairy Tail: [DISCONTINUED]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/81645900-256-k801580.jpg)
Fairy Tail: [DISCONTINUED]
For now, its discontinued. Sorry. I cant keep up with my own books lol If I joined FairyTail...? Nothing. Would be. The. SAME. So get ready. Be prepared... You dont know whats coming.... RANDOMNESS IS GONNA ROCK. YOUR. WORLD. I hope =PComplete
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Welcome Fangirls
***WARNING. CRINGIEST CRINGE TO EVERY CRINGE. THIS IS NOT REPRESENTATIVE OF ME AS I AM NOW I MADE THIS IN THE SIXTH GRADE. PLEASE KEEP THAT IN MIND WHEN INTERACTING WITH ME*** Welcome fangirls. Here is your guide to fangirling, and so you can connect with other fangirls. I'm part of the: Percy Jackson, Hunger games, Divergent, The fault in our stars, The Giver, The Maze runner, Gone, Harry Potter and Firebug fandoms. Enjoy my fellow fangirls!Complete![Basically, Me. [Mid 2016 - Early 2017]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/64643979-256-k228418.jpg)
Basically, Me. [Mid 2016 - Early 2017]
In the real world I don't talk much, so here is where I keep all my thoughts and where I record the interesting events that happen in my life. This book is intended for reflective purposes, so in the future I can look back and read about myself. It is my decision to share this with the Internet and the world and maybe other people can relate to it. Also, my friends can read what I've been doing. Enjoy 💓Complete
My Dark Rants
The world is changing every hour. The sun rises every morning. The moon takes its place every night. There is always a light in the sky, whether its sunlight or moonlight. But what happens when even on the brightest of days you cannot find the light in your soul to smile honestly? I have felt that way too. Every hour, the world changes, every minutes counts, every second counts. Each day is a new beginning, but only if you find a way to let the sun rise each morning, and to let the moonlight shine through the dark night. My life is a strange as you'd like to think. But to me, as you will read, I think of it as just a daily adventure, and each day is another obstacle that has been overcome. With not many friends, and very few who know my whole and true story, I look to this little book. Enjoy my rants, but be warned, it is true life, there isn't always a fairytale ending.Complete
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