Rant Off Your Pants
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Last published Wed, Oct 26, 2016
⚠️ This book is a mess, pick it up with caution ⚠️
Full of puns, rants, weird stuff that's happened to me, pick-up lines and all sorts of things that really should not be on the Internet.
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***WARNING. CRINGIEST CRINGE TO EVERY CRINGE. THIS IS NOT REPRESENTATIVE OF ME AS I AM NOW I MADE THIS IN THE SIXTH GRADE. PLEASE KEEP THAT IN MIND WHEN INTERACTING WITH ME*** Welcome fangirls. Here is your guide to fangirling, and so you can connect with other fangirls. I'm part of the: Percy Jackson, Hunger games, Divergent, The fault in our stars, The Giver, The Maze runner, Gone, Harry Potter and Firebug fandoms. Enjoy my fellow fangirls!Complete
AN OBSESSIVE FANGIRL'S LIFE 3
Do you dare turn the page...? Well if you do This is da third instalment of my randomness book! Please enjoy the first two before reading this one! THANK YOU! Can't wait to see ya all again,Cookies! WARNING: SO MANY REFERENCES. THERE ARE NO DOCTORS ON DUTY SO PLEASE READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.Complete
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!!!!!!!!!!COMPLETED!!!!!!!!!!! ☞︎︎︎𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎 𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚜𝚘 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜/𝚘𝚗𝚎-𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ☞︎︎︎𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚏 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚜 .. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ☞︎︎︎𝚒 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚗𝚘 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘(𝚎𝚡𝚎𝚙𝚝 𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚕..)𝚜𝚘 𝚒 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 |(• ◡•)| ☞︎︎︎𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚛𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚒𝚝. ಠ_ಠ ☞︎︎︎𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚒𝚜. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ☞︎︎︎𝚒 𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜.ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅComplete
*Rants, Opinions, and Random Thoughts*
A book where I express myself. Feel free to give hate and experience me not giving a fuck, which can be viewed in 3D.Complete![Basically, Me. [Mid 2016 - Early 2017]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/64643979-256-k228418.jpg)
Basically, Me. [Mid 2016 - Early 2017]
In the real world I don't talk much, so here is where I keep all my thoughts and where I record the interesting events that happen in my life. This book is intended for reflective purposes, so in the future I can look back and read about myself. It is my decision to share this with the Internet and the world and maybe other people can relate to it. Also, my friends can read what I've been doing. Enjoy 💓Complete![Fairy Tail: [DISCONTINUED]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/81645900-256-k801580.jpg)
Fairy Tail: [DISCONTINUED]
For now, its discontinued. Sorry. I cant keep up with my own books lol If I joined FairyTail...? Nothing. Would be. The. SAME. So get ready. Be prepared... You dont know whats coming.... RANDOMNESS IS GONNA ROCK. YOUR. WORLD. I hope =PComplete
Really?!
Situationen aus meinem Alltag,in denen ich mir nur denke Really?! ;D ... Hör auf zu glotzen und lies endlich dieses Buch! -..Complete
***WARNING. CRINGIEST CRINGE TO EVERY CRINGE. THIS IS NOT REPRESENTATIVE OF ME AS I AM NOW I MADE THIS IN THE SIXTH GRADE. PLEASE KEEP THAT IN MIND WHEN INTERACTING WITH ME*** Welcome fangirls. Here is your guide to fangirling, and so you can connect with other fangirls. I'm part of the: Percy Jackson, Hunger games, Divergent, The fault in our stars, The Giver, The Maze runner, Gone, Harry Potter and Firebug fandoms. Enjoy my fellow fangirls!
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