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Funny texts!

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Parts 70
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A collection of funny texts. 
I don't own any of them. 

But here's a random joke a classmate told me:

Teacher: Timmy, can you point to amarica on the map for me?
(Timmy points to amarica)
Teacher: now who DESCOVERED amarica?
Class: TIMMY!All Rights Reserved

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