Funny texts!
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Last published Tue, Aug 18, 2015
A collection of funny texts.
I don't own any of them.
But here's a random joke a classmate told me:
Teacher: Timmy, can you point to amarica on the map for me?
(Timmy points to amarica)
Teacher: now who DESCOVERED amarica?
Class: TIMMY!
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