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Funny texts!
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A collection of funny texts. 
I don't own any of them. 

But here's a random joke a classmate told me:

Teacher: Timmy, can you point to amarica on the map for me?
(Timmy points to amarica)
Teacher: now who DESCOVERED amarica?
Class: TIMMY!
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Somehow the magical world has grasped onto the concept of texting and now anything could happen. From Ron being Ron and Voldemort wanting a nose, the possibilities are endless. Oh would you look at that; Snape has a knack for gifs. If you're hoping this has a lot to do with the plot of the Harry Potter books you're looking in the wrong area. This, my friends, is a bunch of weird crap thrown together that I hope go with their personalities. If you like Twenty Øne Piløts, Supernatural, Sherlock, pies, gifs, and OUAT then this might actually be the book for you. WARNING: I wrote this... so long ago. I honestly might as well be a who different person now so f a i r warning lmao. The cringe is strong, for me at least.

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