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How To Be A Thief: A Vagrant's Tale!

JosephWilliams2020

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Reads 245
Votes 12
Parts 44
Time 6h 47m

JosephWilliams2020

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Some people want to be doctors, some want to be merchants, some even want to be knights, and at the end of the day everyone wants to be a hero even just a little bit. However, this is a different kind of story. This is the story of a bandit named Thief, that's right Thief! And this knuckle headed vagrant's on a quest to become the best low-life their is!All Rights Reserved

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Beyond Spuroxi

Zog likes his life to be predictable. A humanoid built for routine, he's perfectly content piloting a rustbucket ship with his mischievous robotic og, Blip, at his side. Together, they scrape by on odd jobs and avoid trouble or excitement. But the galaxy has other plans. When a series of catastrophes forces Zog to command the Duj, a cutting-edge (and alarmingly temperamental) spaceship, he's thrust into a universe of uncharted planets, hostile aliens, and malfunctioning AI. Blip, meanwhile, is having the time of his circuits, revelling in every chaotic twist their journey throws at them. As Zog struggles to keep the Duj-and his sanity-intact, they encounter a cast of eccentric allies and dangerous foes, from a sharp-tongued engineer to a mannequin-turned-lethal bodyguard. Together, they'll face exploding planets, galactic bureaucracies, and a cat with suspiciously good aim. In a galaxy where every mission goes wrong, every crewmember has quirks, and every button on the control panel might spell doom, Zog and Blip must find a way to survive-without completely losing their minds. Beyond Spuroxi is a laugh-out-loud sci-fi adventure perfect for fans of humour, heart, and intergalactic mayhem.