How To Be A Thief: A Vagrant's Tale!
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Last published Thu, Dec 11, 2025
Some people want to be doctors, some want to be merchants, some even want to be knights, and at the end of the day everyone wants to be a hero even just a little bit. However, this is a different kind of story. This is the story of a bandit named Thief, that's right Thief! And this knuckle headed vagrant's on a quest to become the best low-life their is!
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