In the Mouth of the Monster

America just wanted to pay rent.
That's it. That's the dream. No drama. No trauma. No getting eaten by a giant Russian snake-man hybrid in the middle of a creepy government containment facility.

But unfortunately, America's new janitorial job comes with... conditions.

Now he's locked in a pitch-black room with something ancient, massive, and hungry-something that speaks Russian, smells him like dessert, and can't decide if he wants to devour him whole or keep him forever.

Too small to fight back, too pretty to be ignored, and far too mouthy for his own good, America's only hope is to talk fast, cry cutely, and pray the monster decides he's more pet than prey.

A romantic horror tale of teeth, terror, and awkward flirting in the face of digestive doom