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Best Place to Go After Getting Rejected by Your Crush

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They said "just move on."
We said, "dig deeper."

Welcome to the ultimate survival guide for the broken-hearted, the ghosted, and the brave souls who dared to text first. This brutally honest (and absolutely hilarious) fake self-help book explores every possible location to hide after getting emotionally drop-kicked by your crush.

From emotional support pillows to becoming one with the floor, each chapter is here to help you spiral but with ✨style✨.

Warning: This book may cause side effects like laughter, bitter flashbacks, and sudden urges to delete chat history.All Rights Reserved

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