BEANGENIUS: The Musical!

Ciara, Ed, and Petra have been best friends since the days of glitter glue and matching frog hats. Now in their senior year of high school, they're channeling their shared delusion into something important: Beangenius: The Musical, a chaotic, lovingly unhinged tribute to their holy trinity - boygenius.

But just days into rehearsals, everything changes.

Boygenius disappears.

Like - actually vanishes off the face of the earth. No press releases. No tours. No cryptic Instagram posts from Phoebe. The world shrugs. The cops do nothing. Rolling Stone is suspiciously quiet.

So obviously... it's up to them.

Armed with glitter eyeliner, a binder of annotated lyrics, and too much lesbian rage, Ciara, Ed, and Petra launch their own investigation. They follow hidden clues buried in boygenius songs, stalk suspicious "fans," and break into at least one haunted indie record store. Along the way, they uncover something much darker than they expected - a web of secrets, sabotage, and maybe even murder.

They're not detectives. They're not professionals. They're just three queer teens who refuse to let their heroes vanish without a fight.

And if no one else is going to save boygenius?

Then Beangenius will.